What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I feel great
I just peed on a car
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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