Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
the liver wants what the liver wants
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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