No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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