D3 body, D1 cock
"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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