And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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