well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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