i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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