You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I didn't shave. On purpose
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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