My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Randomize
