jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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