Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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