At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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