Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
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