just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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