How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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