ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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