Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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