so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I am naked and annoyed.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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