You really coming over, don't trick.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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