Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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