no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
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