You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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