It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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