yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
two words: eviction party
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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