Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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