I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
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I need you to use more vowels.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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