There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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