fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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