i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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