you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
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