So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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