Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
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