just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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