how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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