i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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