Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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