In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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