i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
one might say we're banned from that church
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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