at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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