I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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