SEEEEXXX PLEASE
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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