Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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