in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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