i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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