this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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