I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Found your dick twin last night
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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