THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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