we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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