how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Bring me that man meat
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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