shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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