do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
